In an unconventional effort to gain some much needed support from the general public, the government has told voters it is pushing ahead with former Prime Minster Liz Truss’ plan to axe the cap on banker’s bonuses.
Rishi Sunak has confirmed to sources at the Conservative party conference that cutting taxes would take all the fun out of avoiding paying taxes in the first place.
A woman on a train has been seen writing ‘hahahahahaha’ on a WhatsApp conversation, but according to witnesses, didn’t actually didn’t even laugh once.
Speaking during a visit to the Founding Museum in London, The Duchess of Cambridge has said how she was “absolutely thrilled” upon learning of Prince Harry’s engagement to actress Meghan Markle, after realising it meant that she would no longer be the primary target for the gutter press.
Following a setback to Rupert Murdoch’s plans for the £11.7bn takeover of Sky, the media mogul has refocused his efforts in achieving total media domination by launching a new bid to acquire Ofcom.
Theresa May has waited until election day to unveil perhaps her most significant U-turn yet, after announcing outside her local polling station that she has voted labour.
An employee has expressed zero interest in becoming mates with his co-worker seeking a friend, saying that he just wants to remain colleagues.
After receiving contact from extra-terrestrial life forms threatening to decimate the entire planet, US President Donald Trump quickly stepped in to inform them that he was on top of it.
Following the suspension of Donald Trump’s travel ban, the President has begun constructing an ark big enough to protect the entire US populace from what he has described as, “the Great Flood of Syrian refugees”.
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