Arsenal announce record profits, what do you think?
“Bricks and mortar, it’s the way forward. I bet if they stopped pissing around with all that football pitch related stuff they could make even more money.”
View article >“Bricks and mortar, it’s the way forward. I bet if they stopped pissing around with all that football pitch related stuff they could make even more money.”
View article >“I’m not worried about Legionella. If I’m going to catch anything from my car it’ll probably be from the five or six pieces of road-kill I’ve been storing in the boot.” Shane Bowls, Taxi Driver
“I fire people all the time, and let me tell you it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Once the adrenalin dissipates and my erection subsides, all that’s left is a massive gaping void where my soul should be.”
After the country watched in awe as uber-geek Gail Trimble trounced all before her on University Challenge, we ask, is being super-brained is now super-hot? The brawn vs brain debate has raged among women for decades, and now the UK’s men have an opportunity to ask themselves the same question. But with beauty instead of
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