Number of days since Joey Barton’s last violent assault reverts back to zero

The number of days since Joey Barton last violently attacked someone has reverted back to zero, again.

With news emerging earlier that Joey Barton has been arrested again, after a man was assaulted on Sunday, the number of days since he actually didn’t act like a prick and get into a fight has reverted back to zero, after he went almost went a record number of days without punching or kicking anyone recently. 

Witness Simon Williams told us, “Yeah I heard he’s been quite well behaved for a few days, and not attacked a single person.”

“But obviously, it’s Joey Barton, isn’t it? And the guy is a bit of a prick, so it’s not going to be long before he’s out there attacking someone. 

“And that was Sunday night, and we start all over again. It’s zero days since he last got into a fight. Well, actually it was zero days on Sunday, and we are now on Tuesday so he may actually make it to 5 days if he can go all week without being an utter prick and lashing out violently.

“Having said that, I suspect he was acting like a twat in the police cells through to Monday, and will be in a stinker of a mood today, so we may as well write off this week.”

Asked if he thinks that the fight may have actually been started by the other person, and Barton might be the innocent party in all of this, we were told, “Yeah, cos he’s always such a peacekeeper! That’s funny!”

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