XL Bully named Tyson wins hardest dog at Crufts 2026

An XL Bully named Tyson has been crowned the hardest dog at Crufts 2026.

Handled by owner Simon Williams, the victorious American XL fought off, quite literally, thousands of other soft arse competitors to be crowned the hardest dog at Crufts. 

Speaking earlier, a jubilant Williams told us, “He’s hard as fuck to be fair and totally deserves it.

“I’m absolutely over the moon for him, he’s such a horrible dog with a long and storied history of unprovoked attacks on other dogs and indeed people, so I knew he would have a chance.

“He really stepped up to the plate on the day and brutally attached a lovely border collie to get into the Semi final.

“And we knew the final would be tough, as he was up against a right horrible bastard called Bruiser who had a Stone Island collar on, so we knew he was hard. 

“But thankfully he ripped his fucking ear off and tried to attack the owner and brought that trophy home.”

Asked if Tyson can do any other tricks we were told, “No. Mainly just attacking people. But he’s really good at it.”

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