‘Saturday Night Live UK was terrible’ insists man who didn’t bother to watch it

A man has decided that Saturday Night Live UK is the worst thing ever to appear on television, despite not even bothering to watch the debut episode.

Derek Williams, who watched The Jonathan Ross Show instead, insisted that SNL UK was a load of shite which should be cancelled immediately.

“It didn’t make me laugh once,” said Derek Williams, who failed to watch a single second of the show.

“The sketches weren’t funny, the cast had no charisma and Tina Fey was a terrible host. Well, I’m assuming that’s all true. I personally didn’t watch any of it. It’s just a gut feeling that the show wasn’t very good. I have no idea if it actually was or not. 

“My wife told me I should probably at least watch a clip before making a judgement, but who has time to form their own opinion about something? It’s much easier to just bash something straight from the off. That way we can cut out the middle man.

“Look, I don’t need to watch something to know if I like it or not. Like that film my mate was trying to get me to watch the other night. The Godfather I think it was called. Why on Earth would I want to watch a film about godparents? It sounds terrible. I mean, a three-hour film about people at a Christening? 

“No thanks.”

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