Outraged of Tunbridge Wells outraged to actually have something to be outraged about
by Chris Ballard 11 months ago 
With no reliable water supply for the best part of a week, Outraged of Tunbridge Wells is genuinely outraged. And they’re not happy about it.
Tunbridge Wells resident Simon Williams is outraged. For real.
“This isn’t performative outrage this time,” said Simon, drying his hair after washing it in Evian. “It’s not like when I complain about asylum hotels or men dressing up as women and using the wrong toilets.
“No, this time I’m genuinely outraged and frankly that takes all the fun out of it.
“I’ve lost count of how many bottles of San Pellegrino I’ve had to empty down the toilet in order to flush it.
“This morning I had to queue up in the Tesco car park to get some bottled water. Not Waitrose, but Tesco. Outrageous!
“Worst of all, the schools have been closed so I’ve had to spent loads of time with my kids.
“The overpaid CEO of South East Water should be jailed for this! They should be hanged, drawn and quartered! The Government should build a time machine and deposit them on the top of the World Trade Centre at 0845 on 11th September 2001!
“What’s that? The water’s coming back on? But I need this drama in my life!
“This is outrageous!”
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