MP’s fury at Christmas Pudding being renamed ‘Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding’

Reform MP and noted intellectual Jeremy Thickhead has spoken out against Christmas Pudding being renamed ‘Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding.’

“This is an absolute disgrace,” he thundered, on a cheaply made YouTube video.

“This is a Christian country. Everyone in the country goes to church and we all follow the ancient Christian traditions of being horrible to foreigners and poor people and pretending climate change isn’t real.

“I would imagine it says in the bible that you should have Christmas Pudding after Christmas dinner. I am confident it doesn’t say you should have ‘Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding’ after Christmas dinner.”

Mr Thickhead went on to explain why Christmas Pudding was being renamed ‘Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding.’

“I’ll tell you why. I’ll tell you exactly why. Because we’re not allowed to offend anyone. Oh no, heaven forbid we offend anyone. Christmas Pudding is, apparently, offensive and so we have to call it Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding or someone might get offended and then they report you to the police and then you go to prison and all for nothing more than enjoying your Christmas Pudding like a normal English man.”

However, Mr Thickhead has vowed that he will not be calling it ‘Human Rights Trans Small Boats Pudding’.

“I don’t care if I go to prison for doing so. Come and get me, the woke police. But let me be clear, when you throw me in prison for just being a normal British person enjoying Christmas normally, I’ll be taking my Christmas pudding with me.”

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