Musk fans celebrate genius behind SpaceX successfully sending another Starship to explore the Indian ocean floor

Fans of Elon Musk have today lauded the genius behind his secret plan to use Starship to explore the Indian ocean floor.

The launch, which took place Texas, aimed briefly skywards before diverting back toward the surface of the Indian Ocean sea, in a move described as ‘3D chess’ by Musk simps across the Internet.

“He got you all expecting his Starship to explore the ‘stars’, well, don’t you feel silly now!” explains Musk fan Simon Williams.

“SpaceX was always about exploring the Oceans as much as the stars, and now he’s got you all talking about it, which was his plan all along – because he’s a genius.

“Yes he is, shut up.”

Meanwhile, as ordinary people who don’t worship billionaires have been left wondering if someone who welcomes the odd catastrophic failure as the ‘price of progress’ is quite the sort of person you want deciding how the government spends your money, Williams remains adament.

“Elon is the best thing that ever happened to taxpayer spending!”

“He had all of those unsold Cyber Trucks hanging around that he was able to instantly send to California, so he’s already adding value to government programmes.

“I can’t wait to see what impact his cuts to government spending will have, and if in his enigmatic genius ways he sends a major government department to the bottom of an ocean, I’m quite sure it will be deliberate.”

“Yes it will be, shut up, cuck!”

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