Man who claims UK has ‘two-tier legal system’ perfectly comfortable with Just Stop Oil protester getting 30 months for planning to glue themselves to an airport

A man who has spent the last 18 months claiming the country is running a two-tier legal system that punishes patriots above all else, is today celebrating prison sentences of up to 30 months for Just Stop Oil protesters who planned to glue themselves to Manchester airport’s taxiway.

Derek Williams, 55, has claimed that ‘spicy tweets’ will get you sent to prison while real criminals go free, but has today backed the decision to send four Just Stop Oil protesters to prison for up to two and a half years.

“Too right!” he told reporters. “Planning to glue yourself to an airport is a horrific crime that could have inconvenienced literally hundreds of people trying to go on holiday. It’s a thoroughly evil crime that deserves a lengthy prison sentence.

“Personally I’d have given them all ten years, but that would be too much like common sense for this woke lot, I guess.”

Derek however remains incensed that Lucy Connolly was imprisoned for 18 months simply for encouraging people to set fire to hotels that contained migrants, including children.

He went on, “It was a TWEET. That’s it. She didn’t set fire to anything. She just suggested it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if someone else did. And yes, I know the Just Stop Oil protesters didn’t actually glue themselves to anything, but that’s not the point.

“The point here is that the two-tier criminal justice system in this country is too harsh on crimes I don’t mind, and not harsh enough on crimes I don’t like.

“They need to fix it, before this country goes to the dogs.”

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