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The Pope is set to hold talks with Mother Nature this week to discuss climate change.
As global temperatures continue to rise across the planet causing death and destruction and fears of a global catastrophe, the Pope has decided to step in this week by holding urgent talks with Mother Nature to try to address the issue.
Speaking earlier he revealed, “I’ll see what I can do.
“Look I’ve already spoken to God and he’s livid, because it’s you lot that have messed it all up in the first place for the last 4000 years.
“But it’s out of his hands anyway, and he said I need to speak to Mother Nature, because it’s basically her department.
“I’ve got a virtual meeting set up for later on today and a possible face to face over the weekend, but I’m not making any promises.
“She can be very moody to be honest, so you’ve got to catch her at the right time, or she’ll just do the opposite of what everyone wants.
“Remember when she gave us all that lovely beer garden weather when no one was allowed to leave the house?”
