Pete Hegseth makes drinking contests against him mandatory for all serving military personnel
US Secretary of War, Pate Hegseth, has challenged all 1.3 Million Active Soldiers to try and outdrink him in order to prove their stamina for battle.
Government-funded ‘BritGPT’ AI supercomputer will only chat in three-word slogans
The Government has committed £900 million pounds to create BritGPT, a national AI “For Greater Britain”, with insiders revealing it could revolutionise the currently manual process of creating three-word slogans.
“Nice weather for ducks” absolutely isn’t, confirms ducks
Ducks have confirmed that heavy rain is in no way ‘nice weather’, according to reports this afternoon.
