Labour now debating who will poison the cakes and who will throw Corbyn in the river
A secret ballot has been held to decide how Labour MPs can successfully get rid of Jeremy Corbyn without him coming back to life.
‘Stop comparing us to Michael Gove’, insist pantomime villains
Panto villains have signed an open letter expressing anger at comparisons made between them and dour Tory ghoul Michael Gove.
Cluedo’s Mrs White to sue Doctor Black for age discrimination
An elderly domestic servant has accused her employer of age discrimination after she was fired from the job she has held for 67 years.
Boris Johnson giving dumb blondes a bad name, insists Kerry Katona
Boris Johnson is giving dumb blonds everywhere a bad name, according to former Atomic Kitten and spokesperson for one-hundred-prawns-in-a-packet-for-a-pound, Kerry Katona.
