The Prime Minister has today announced that he will be expanding his cabinet by creating the position of “Secretary of State for Shielding the Prime Minister.”
Russian journalist Arkady Babchenko has been found dead in his flat shortly after announcing to the world that his original assassination was actually staged.
The Prime Minister has today announced that she will be expanding her cabinet by creating the position of “Secretary of State for Shielding the Prime Minister.”
The merger between two of the country’s biggest supermarket chains has left workers baffled that between them they can’t put together a meal deal that doesn’t taste like mediocrity.
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