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Government announces new ‘looting zones’ to boost economic collapse

Britain resigns and hands itself in to the police

UK

EDL’s tedious 0-0 draw against Militant Islamists shown last on Match of the Day

Wikipedia celebrates 100 years of democratised Internet bullshit

Sports

Newcastle’s Joey Barton to be fitted with ‘Fist Cam’ for three games

‘Laa Laa Cactus The Lizard Cameron’ sounds much better, say Big Society

Sports

Manchester United face Chelsea-Arsenal coalition in ‘Hung Premiership’ battle

Politics

New Labour bans itself in crackdown on dangerous ‘legal governments’

Noughties

Murdoch buys MySpace, giving new bands excellent soul selling opportunities

Noughties

Millennium Bug now sheepishly pondering its next move

Sports

Sunderland’s Darren Bent dropped for failing to pot the red

Politics

Labour and Tories accused of illegal electorate-sitting arrangement

UK

Film-makers devastated as ‘Bowling for Audenshaw’ shelved indefinitely

Sports

Portsmouth to be released early from Premiership on compassionate grounds