In the latest escalation of his global trade war, Donald Trump has managed to outmanoeuvre his international counterparts by announcing sweeping infinity+1% tariffs on all products, everywhere.
In a bold move to address the problem of reducing schools to simplistic one-word Ofsted judgments, the Labour government has announced it will replace the current system with a more nuanced, GCSE-style numerical ranking so that parents and teachers are equally confused. The new numerical system will be in place for the forthcoming academic year,
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