Tragedy as man forgets to take phone to the toilet
Office worker Simon Williams claims he wished he was dead when half way through squeezing out his first nugget he realised he was phoneless.
Office worker Simon Williams claims he wished he was dead when half way through squeezing out his first nugget he realised he was phoneless.
Timothy Spalling, a 32-year-old IT consultant from Redhill, Surrey, set his alarm for 8.36am this morning to send a reply to his team simply saying “On it. Leave it with me”, before falling back asleep.
Scottish sensations, The Proclaimers, have been left embarrassed after footage emerged of them turning back almost immediately into their long journey.
24-year-old clerical assistant, Fiona Smith, has dumped her unreliable boyfriend for ‘probably’ cheating on her.

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