Couple break own record of two hours and eleven minutes deciding what to watch
by Mark Molloy 2 months ago 
A couple have broken their own record of two hours and eleven minutes deciding what to watch on Netflix.
The couple, who settled down to watch something on Saturday, after a busy day doing errands and looking after the kids, finally agreed on something to watch just two hours, eleven minutes and forty seconds later, just after 10pm.
Speaking earlier, husband Simon Williams told us, “We almost found something after an hour, but realised we’d already watched it.
“We can confirm that we did indeed break our own record of two hours and eleven minutes looking for something to watch, something that we both agreed on, and something we haven’t seen before.
“To be honest it’s a fucking nightmare, I don’t know why we bother. We can never agree on the same thing, and are never in the same mood for something.
“I like a bit of action and some violence and Mexican Cartel type shit, and the missus fancies Downton Abbey or that other Bridgerton one that is similar. It’s the same every weekend.
“We may as well just get two accounts and sit in separate rooms. That would save us a lot of time.
“Anyway, we finally found something on Saturday and eventually got to settle down and start the film.
Asked what it was they watched and if they enjoyed it we were told “Can’t remember now, I think we fell asleep after five.”
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