Donald Trump uses Graceland visit to profess deep admiration for how Elvis groomed 14-year-old girl

After visiting Graceland this week, US President and Jeffrey Epstein’s friend, Donald Trump, has admitted a deep admiration for how Elvis managed to groom a 14-year-old girl.

President Trump visited Elvis Presley’s famous Graceland estate on Monday, before letting slip that it wasn’t The King’s songs he was most impressed with.

“We should probably get him some better PR training,” said White House advisor Simon Williams.

“I mean, it’s common knowledge that Elvis met Priscilla when she was 14 and he was 24. I just didn’t think Trump would say out loud how much he respected Elvis for being able to groom a 14-yer-old girl.

“It’s taken Trump years to suppress the allegations about him in the Epstein Files, so he just couldn’t help but congratulate Elvis for being able to be such a scumbag in the open.

“I tried to get him talking about Elvis’ songs and albums instead, but the president just kept coming back to the other thing.

“We’re really dreading taking him to Bill Cosby’s childhood home next week. I’m not sure which genius thought that was a good idea. Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I keep doing this job.

“Eventually, the president moved off the topic of grooming and commented on how beautiful Graceland was. It’s a pretty tacky house. I’m not surprised he liked it. It might be the only house on the planet with more gold than the White House.

“Maybe Elvis and Trump are quite similar after all.”

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