Mrs Byron speaks: “I’m beyond shocked and appalled that he likes Coldplay”

Mrs Byron has finally spoken out after her husband was caught on a kiss-cam screen with another woman at a Coldplay concert.

With mounting speculation as the real-world consequences for the gig-going philandera, Mrs Byron has spoken to reporters to set the record straight.

She explained, “We’ve been married for years and he’s been harbouring a filthy secret all this time! Fuming isn’t the word! I can’t believe the man I’ve shared a bed with has been a Coldplay fan all this time!”

After the footage went viral of Astronomer CEO Andy Byron enjoying the concert with his arms around a female colleague, many have taken to social media to comment on what appears to be an extra-marital affair.

However, Mrs Byron recently said, “Coldplay?!? Bloody Coldplay??? Are you actually buggering serious?

“And he had the audacity to criticise my appreciation of Heather Small. Well, that’s it, I’m playing ‘What have you done today’ on repeat until Christmas. And he can think again if he still expects me to iron his socks!”