Nigel Farage promises a racist riot in Wales to complete his summer Grand Slam

The Reform Party has denied claims it was neglecting Wales in its violent rabble-rousing and stated that it fully intended to encourage the same kind of vicious pogrom in Cardiff as it had in Southampton, Belfast and Glasgow.

Current Reform Wales leader Simon Williams, who wants it noted that he is not the one in prison for being a Russian agent, explained that it was always the plan to rile up mobs of neo-nazi thugs in Wales, but the party had to perform due diligence and wait for the right time

He explained, “You can’t just start one out of thin air. You need some nasty incident where a white person has been hurt by a brown person.

“The sad truth is that these are not that frequent, so I urge our Welsh supporters to be patient. We know they feel left out, but trust me when I tell you that Nigel is primed and ready to pretend to give a shit about a crime victim while ignoring their family’s calls for calm and dignity.”

Mr Williams also said that aficionados of bigoted violence were wrong to assume Wales was not a fertile ground for mob attacks on police and minorities.

“I think that Cardiff’s record for football hooliganism speaks volumes about the local talent pool when it comes to mindless destruction and assault.

“So we ask our supporters to bide their time and keep their minds in the right place by watching GB News. As soon as a suitable murder happens, or if journalists uncover something new about Nigel’s finances, we’ll be off!”

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