EasyJet won’t refund my cancelled BA flight! Your consumer problems with Sarah Vine

Noted Consumer Rights champion Sarah Vine is teaming up with NewsThump to help you take on rip-off Britain’s companies and their ridiculous fine print that demands you vaguely glance at what kind of product you’ve bought.

“I had tickets to see The Lion King, but when I showed up at the West End theatre, some snickering teenager rudely claimed my ticket was for a show at the Bristol Hippodrome in 2019!”

This is typical woke arrogance by young jobsworths who think they can tell someone with three houses when and where a ticket is valid.

I have contacted the theatre on your behalf, but they still refuse to refund you the ticket. They did say that you should get in touch with the Metropolitan Police about some of the things you told the usher about his Caribbean heritage.

“The Tesco Petrol Station cashier refused to sell me a Colin The Caterpillar Cake!”

In this case, your letter explained how you did everything right. You stood your ground and refused to budge as irate morning commuters were trying to pay for their petrol. Eventually, they gave up and sent a shelf-stacker to M&S to get what you wanted. You are a British Hero!

“Shifty foreign taxi drivers at Malaga airport refused my Great English pounds and demanded something called Yourows.”

This is a frequent scam that is becoming all too common in Europe where people who smell of garlic try to confuse and swindle holidaymakers. Just speak louder and slower until they give you the respect you deserve.

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