Arsenal announce annual springtime Premier League capitulation

Arsenal have announced their annual spring capitulation in the Premier League, almost two weeks earlier than usual.  

Following last night’s capitulation against bottom side Wolves, Arsenal announced that they will start their annual surrender of the Premier League in full work immediate effect this year,  and just put their ever optimistic fans out of their misery. 

Speaking after the game manager Mikel Arteta told us “We’ve thrown in the towel. It’s over. Again.”

“We have decided to begin our annual capitulation in the Premier League a little bit early this year, following last night’s result. 

“Everyone knows that we completely bottle the Premier League anyway, every single year. And we just love to throw away a lead,  because we just can’t take the pressure. 

“So we have decided to bottle it nice and early this year,  and completely capitulate now, while we’re still in mid-Feb, and put everyone out of their misery.  

“Apart from other fans, who find will no doubt find it totally fucking hilarious. Again.”

Asked who he thinks will win the league this year, we were told, “Fucking City again probably.  Gets on my nerves.”

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