Divorce turns nasty after both Trump and Musk insist the other should have custody of JD Vance

Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s split has turned nasty after it was revealed that neither of them wants custody of JD Vance. 

It comes after the duo engaged in public war of words over the US president’s tax and spending bill, with many now wondering who will be forced to look after JD Vance.

“Donald can keep him,” said Musk, throwing darts at a picture of President Trump.

“I’ve got nine-ish children already. I’m not really looking to take on another one. Oh wow. Someone is telling me I’ve actually got fourteen children. Christ, that is quite a lot, isn’t it? I genuinely think I could only name three of them off the top of my head. But to be fair, they do have quite stupid names, so it’s hard to remember sometimes.

“I’m sure JD will be fine in Donald’s custody. He’s already used to caring for two mentally-challenged adult sons in Don Jr and Eric, so a third shouldn’t be too much hassle. As long as JD is provided with a sufficient amount of eyeliner, then I have no doubt he’ll be very happy living with Donald.

“I’d recommend stocking up on extra sheets, though. JD tends to wet the bed when he has a nightmare about immigrants.”

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