Twitter launches brand new social media app called ‘Faceybook’

Twitter has launched its own brand new social medical app called Faceybook it is revealed.

With news emerging earlier that Twitter is now considering legal action against Meta over its rival app Threads, further news has now emerged that Twitter is set to release a brand new app called ‘Faceybook’ as soon as next week.

Announcing the news earlier Twitter boss Elon Musk told us “I don’t know where I got the name from, it just came to me!

“I can confirm that we will be launching a brand new exciting social media app on Monday called ‘Faceybook’ which will be absolutely amazing.

“It will enable users to make ‘friends’ with each other via the app and become ‘Faceybook’ friends where they can share photos, post comments and put lots of pictures of their kids on the first day of school and stuff.

“Obviously people will claim that this is just copying Facebook, but it’s completely different, because it has a y in the name.

“And instead of ‘liking’ photos and posts, people will ‘likey’ them instead, or something, we still need to work that bit out.

Asked if he is worried that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg may now look to take legal action against HIM we were told, “I’ll see him in the cage, the shitbag. I’ll rip his f**king head off!”

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