Tuesday 18 May 2021 by Frances Ward

The Northern Ireland Protocol negotiated by David Frost was obviously a load of bollocks, insists David Frost


David Frost Brexit protocol

Former Chief Negotiator, now Brexit Minister, David Frost has expressed his deep concern at the absolute state of the Brexit deal relating to Northern Ireland that was struck by Brexit Minister and former Chief negotiator David Frost.

Frost told reporters, “what an absolute melt this Frost bloke must be.

“The protocol he agreed being utter horseshit is as clear to everyone as the delay in placing India on the red list contributing to the spread of the Indian variant.

“How he expected any Brexit Minister tasked to deal with the fall-out from this unpolished wet turd, I have no idea.

“If I could go back in time, I would certainly like to have a quiet word in Frost’s shell-like and point out the massive anchor he was tying to his leg before taking a swan dive into the Irish Sea.

“Having read, re-read and re-re-read the text for good measure, it literally says that the agreement creates a trade border in the Irish Sea. Ergo, it’s as plain as the messy Fabricant-rug on the PM’s head that this would entail mass disruption on British businesses sending goods across the Irish Sea.

“Seriously. Just give me five minutes in a room with the absolute prick.

“At least someone should have made him try and untangle this hot mess. I’m sure a peerage and a free reign to re-write history would have done.

“Right, I better get on with blaming this total shitshow on the EU and spinning their, ‘being much better at negotiating’ into ‘still playing at being puritanical overlords’.

“Here goes.

“We’ve met many, many times? No, Mr Barnier, you’re very much mistaken.

“We’ve never met before.”

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