Money saved by not giving nurses decent pay rise to be used for Priti Patel’s bullying settlements

The government has revealed today that it will be using the money saved by not increasing wages for nurses and NHS staff, for the inevitable future legal fees for resident government bully and liar Priti Patel.

With criticism still mounting today over the proposed 1% pay increase offered to health workers by the government, senior ministers have moved quickly to defend the decision pointing out that all the money saved is in fact needed to pay for all the future legal fees and other associated settlement costs for class bully Priti Patel.

A Spokesperson for the government revealed, “Yes, she’s costing us a fortune, and it’s not going to stop.

“Obviously having a bully in the workplace that you are happy to have working for you, without being subjected to any disciplinary action whatsoever, is going to cost a lot of money.

“Firstly you have to pay a number of people off to stop them actually complaining, well, after threatening to proper beat them up after work first, of course, to see if that works.

“And then there will be cases which enter the public domain, and we actually need to defend in court, before ultimately settling out of court before it gets to trial because, well, she’s a bully and the evidence would show that.

“We then need to try to keep her under control, with anger management, and giving her sweets and paying for her lunch, it’s all money.”

Asked if it could be cheaper to just sack her we were told, “Yeah right, she’ll break your fucking legs mate.”

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