All these Diwali fireworks show just how many Muslims have come across the channel this year, insists Nigel Farage

English people are just trying to enjoy a quiet night in but those Muslims and their Diwali celebrations keep ruining everything, Nigel Farage has complained today.

After several evenings of firework displays ruining his peace and quiet thanks to the foreign-looking people who he has witnessed getting off dinghies on Kent beaches, Nigel Farage took to Twitter to rant his snow-flakey, easily-angered little heart out.

“Bloody Muslamists,” he posted, clearly furious at just how bad things are getting in his beloved Britain and how his life had panned out.

“Three nights on the trot they’ve had fireworks for this ‘Diwali’ festival of theirs. I never knew fireworks were a big thing for the Muslamics, but every day they’ve been setting them off just when I’m settling down to watch my daily dose of Aryan pornography.

“It is really annoying.”

He warned, “And you know what they say – ‘Diwali fireworks today; Sharia law and mandatory Burkha wearing tomorrow’!

“And they even had the nerve to put a card through my door wishing me a ‘Happy Diwali from the Hindus down the road’ and that isn’t even their surname so I don’t know what all that was about.”

He added, “Anyway, rant over. See you all for the Brexit fireworks on January 1st!”

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