Friday 19 July 2019 by Danny Walsh

Universal Studios drop first ever cat video hated by the Internet


Cats trailer disappoints everyone

Universal Studios has previously achieved the unthinkable, such as bringing dinosaurs to life on screen, making more Fast and Furious movies than there are cars in the world, and now, creating a trailer for Cats – the first-ever cat video to be hated by the internet.

The internet united through social media to express their collective disgust at the feline form of Dame Judi Dench, as well as a moonlit outline of a cat’s behind that is branded into viewers’ minds forever.

“I couldn’t finish it, I started having a panic attack about ten seconds in. I fell to the floor, and then my cats attacked me in real life. I was catatonic when my mum found me,” admitted Josh Rodinger, former cat-lover.

“WHAT DID I JUST WATCH? JASON DERULO AND IDRIS ELBA AS PUSSIES? I’M OUT!” tweeted @UnqualifiedMovieCritic.

The trailer has certainly sparked the so-called “hive-mind” into continuously reassuring everybody else that they are just like them, and that they definitely don’t like the trailer for Cats, not one bit.

A handful of people are against the movie for different reasons, it seems.

“I must admit that I actually enjoyed the trailer, especially Judi Dench’s fluffy parts, but I now also oppose the movie upon finding out that James Corden is in it,” concluded everyone outside America.

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