Britain First leaders Paul Golding and Jayda Fransen have been told that if they don’t like the laws of this country then they should go and live somewhere else.
The leader and deputy leader of the far-right group have been found guilty of religiously aggravated harassment and handed jail terms, prompting many to query if they still hold the firm belief that any person who doesn’t like the laws of this country should ‘leave’.
Police spokesperson and rational human Simon Williams told reporters, “Obviously the sentences handed down to these two today have not come as much of a surprise. We’ve had our eyes on this annoying pair for quite a while now and this is not the first time they’ve had a brush with the law.
“I don’t want to sound unwelcoming or prejudiced, but I’ve always believed that if you are going to enjoy all the benefits of living in this country then you should be willing to obey the law.
“However – and to quote Britain First themselves – if you are not going to try and get a proper job or contribute to the society in which you live, and instead want to spend your days going around causing trouble, well, you know where the airports are.”
Britain First’s core supporters would probably have been willing to comment on the forthcoming case, but three of them are busy fielding all the outrage on the group’s Facebook page and the other five are currently out on a brave ‘Christian’ crusade around a local market, much to the annoyance of the hardworking immigrants just trying to do a decent day’s work.