An ambassador’s reception at London’s Ritz hotel has been spoilt by the presence of several c*nts.
A number of high-profile cunts attended the lavish bash at which Nigel Farage celebrated getting his country back by handing out Ferrero Rocher chocolates on a tray to a bunch of other cunts.
The reception was hosted by millionaire cunt Aaron Banks and was attended by prominent cunt and UKIP leadership candidate Paul Nuttall.
Anti-Brexit campaigner, Simon Williams, said, “I booked The Ritz as a treat for my elderly mother, but I wouldn’t have come if I had known it was going to be full of cunts.”
Williams, however, strayed into the foyer where he was offered a chocolate by a beaming Mr Farage in mock Ambassador garb.
Williams said, “Why Mr Farage, you are really spoiling us.”
“Don’t mention it,” replied Farage.
But Williams hit back angrily, “No, you cunt, I was parodying the shit advert.
“What I meant was you’ve fucked this country into a cocked hat.”
After giving it some more thought, Williams added, “A brittle exterior with no real substance.
“The chocolates aren’t much better.”
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