Donald Trump withdraws from ‘wishy-washy liberal’ Fox News debate

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has today withdrawn from the Fox News Republican debate, claiming that the ‘wishy-washy liberal’ channel is biased against him.

He stated that Fox, home of ultra-conservative commentator Bill O’Reilly, rabid right-wing reporter Sean Hannity and extremist nutjob Glenn Beck, was the kind of biased left-wing media organisation that had dragged America down for so many years.

“This pinko commie news outlet is going to be first to be axed when I’m president,” he declared.

“Their bias against ordinary, decent racists has to stop.”

Trump was last heard to be enquiring whether Hitler propagandist Leni Riefenstahl was still available to film an alternative debate.

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