Mills in airbrush controversy

Selfless charity worker and single mother-of one Heather Mills-McCartney is at the centre of a row concerning a photo shoot for a well known ‘Lads Mag’.

Following accusations concerning the level of airbrushing applied to modern celebrities during photo-shoots, many recent images have been closely scrutinised by professionals and amateurs alike.

Previews of the Ms. Mills-McCartney’s photographs have been leaked onto the Internet and have been met with accusations of “totally unrealistic” airbrushing.

“It’s unfair” claimed Miss Mills-McCartney’s spokesperson, “people are jealous just because she looks like this in real life. A little airbrushing goes on, sure, but nothing that distorts the truth.”

Unrealistic

A regular subscriber to the magazine, Cliff Childs, 21, said he was disgusted by what he had seen.

“It’s not right. They use computers to change everything these days, but I know they’re going to get rid of a spot, or take a few pounds of the hips. We sort of expect that.”

“But I think it’s pretty safe to assume that most people already know Mill-McCartney only has one leg. Airbrushing in another extra leg is going too far!”

Miss Mills-McCartney, who is seen sporting two fully-functioning lower limbs in the shoot, called time on the press conference when asked the direct question of where her additional leg appeared from.