After browsing through British television during his visit to Scotland, President Donald Trump has said he wants to open diplomatic relations and make a trade deal with Love Island as soon as possible.
Despite saying Theresa May’s Brexit plans make a trade deal with the US difficult, after briefly catching ITV2 last night, President Donald Trump has said he wants to open diplomatic relations and make a trade deal with Love Island as soon as possible.
Christmas has been ruined for many people after Santa Claus was named, along with the Queen and other well-known names, in the so-called “Paradise Papers”.
After a series of complaints from the apathetic, uninterested and disenfranchised, Ofcom has ruled that TV coverage of the election has been unfairly biased against those who “couldn’t give a toss” about it.
Individuals should limit themselves to following just one piece of Government health advice a day, according to new stricter guidelines issued by an independent Government body.
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