‘Unpatriotic saboteurs talking down England’s Ashes chances’ claims fan
England’s Ashes victory could be jeopardised if newspapers continue to report the score, it has been claimed.
God rejects Morrissey
God has dismissed claims of a ‘miraculous’ element to the pseudo-fascist songsmith’s abrupt return to earth after a near-death experience, insisting it’s simply ‘because he’s an arsehole’.
