Unelected bureaucrat warns elected MPs against voting in favour of unelected bureaucrats

Unelected bureaucrat and mini-fuhrer Dominic Cummings is warning Tory MPs not to vote in a way that helps the unelected bureaucrats of the EU.

A vote against a no-deal Brexit would be a vote in favour of the unelected bureaucrats of the EU who come up with all the policies without the input of elected officials; a complete lie manufactured by the Cummings-led Vote Leave campaign in order to hoodwink suggestible people into voting to exit the EU.

Director of Shouting at MPs – a position invented by Cummings – Simon Williams, said, “My irony-free unelected boss – who also happens to be the unelected Prime Minister’s unelected boss – told me to go shout really loudly at all the publicly elected MPs to make sure they vote against us being led by unelected officials.

“I asked him if he was sure this is what he wanted and he said, ‘Let’s take a vote, shall we?'”

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