Red Hen restaurant a lot cleaner and safer to eat at than Mar-a-Lago, confirm inspectors

The restaurant from which Sarah Sanders was ejected over the weekend is a much nicer place than any of Donald Trump’s resorts, especially Mar-a-Lago, health and safety inspectors have concluded today.

The restaurant in Lexington, Virginia was thrown into the public spotlight after refusing to serve Sarah Sanders on account of her working for the physical embodiment of evil in a wig, Donald Trump, who today slammed the restaurant in a Twitter Frenzy.

“The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows,” wailed the most powerful human being on Twitter earlier, despite having never eaten there himself.

Health and Safety inspectors have been quick to respond to the claims, saying that those who live in glass houses really shouldn’t make a habit of publicly throwing stones.

Chuck Williams, an experienced inspector, told us, “I have been to both the Red Hen in Lexington and Trump’s own Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, and let me tell you, I know which one I’d rather eat at.

“The Red Hen is a charming, family-owned restaurant, who place customer satisfaction at the top of their list of priorities.

“Mar-a-Lago on the other hand, was only this January discovered to have fifteen food safety violations, which are yet to be resolved. And the beds have a strange urine smell, too – particularly if you stay in the Presidential suite.

“In summary, if you want poor service, fake Time magazine covers in frames and the possibility of getting ill when you eat their food, than Mar-a-Lago is the place to go.”

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