Anti-Abortion group banned from reminding women they are evil sluts who will burn in the fiery pits of hell

After a landmark vote by Ealing Council, local anti-choice stalkers will no longer be allowed to fulfil their divine mission of shaming women and making a shit day even shitter.

“This is a very sad day for the self-righteous,” said Brian Clench of Wombs4Jesus.

“For the past twenty years, we have offered words of Christian counselling such as, ‘we know better than you’, and ‘here’s a leaflet full of guilt-mongering bollocks’ to vulnerable women going through what is likely to be a hugely difficult time in their lives.”

He added, “We also like to point out that there are studies proving that abortion makes the breasts go green and fall off.”

Wombs4Jesus have confirmed in future they may have to stand at least 100 yards away from the entrance to the clinic.

“It’s going to be more difficult to counsel women,” admitted Brian, “but we can always go back to throwing bibles at them.”

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