Stock photo sites report yet another spike in searches for “American flag + gun”

Stock photo websites worldwide have reported yet another massive increase in searches for “American flag + gun” in recent days as countless more futile articles about gun control are published.

Simon Williams, owner of Stock Photos ‘R’ Us, told us, “We get this every time there is a mass shooting in the USA.

“The world’s media are desperately looking for ways to illustrate their articles about the gun control debate in America, and this is the obvious way to go.

“And then all the gun nuts are looking for something to illustrate their articles about how proud they are of their guns and their country.

“Again, this is the obvious way to go.

“So it’s win-win for us. We should introduce surge pricing.

“Weirdly, we don’t bother stocking photos of other countries’ flags with guns lying on them. I guess there’s just not the demand.”

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