Man with largest Dalek collection enters Guinness Book of Records as ‘Least likely to have sex’

A man from South Yorkshire with the largest collection of Daleks in the world has featured in the 2012 Guinness World Records for being ‘the least likely to have sex’.

Bob Dullard, who has amassed 571 of the Doctor Who models, is recognised for being “almost unbelievably unlikely to get his end away”, despite being married to the distinctly not unattractive Dawn, 36.

The 49-year-old’s hoard of Doctor Who figures includes a 6ft life-size replica model and his wife has coincidentally purchased her own replica model penis from Anne Summers, vowing “never to let that spotty nerd get his geeky hands on me again”.

Mr Dull, from Doncaster, said he bought his first Dalek at 29 and since then has almost never managed to persuade his wife to give him any kind of sexual gratification, let alone oral.

He said: “I’ve have been enchanted by the Daleks ever since I saw one in a toy store as a child.”

“My mum wouldn’t buy it for me, as she always wanted grandchildren, but I swore at that moment that I’d have my own one day. And I’ve had ‘blue balls’ ever since.”

In related news, a native of California also gained an entry in the Book of Records for having the world’s longest tongue.

“Bob would need that just to have any chance of getting back into bed with me,” explained his wife.

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