Nigel Farage promises to take back control of Britain’s borders by handing them to a foreigner

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Nigel Farage has promised to finally take back control of Britain’s borders by importing a foreigner to take control of them for us.

The Reform leader has said he wants to “hijack” Donald Trump’s immigration adviser Tom Homan, an American, and bring him to Britain to help secure the nation’s borders.

Farage supporters have welcomed the proposal, insisting that importing a foreigner to perform a job in Britain is entirely consistent with everything they have been saying for the last decade.

Reform voter Simon Williams explained, “For years Nigel has warned us about foreigners coming over here and taking jobs that could be done by British people, so naturally I’m delighted he’s found a foreigner he wants to come over here and take a job that could be done by British people.

“The important thing is that Britain takes back control.

“And if taking back control requires handing that control to a foreigner, then that’s just common sense.”

Williams said critics were deliberately failing to understand the important distinction between foreigners who come to Britain because they want jobs, and foreigners Nigel Farage specifically invites to Britain because he wants to give them jobs.

He continued, “This foreigner possesses vital skills that apparently cannot be found among the 70 million people already living here, so obviously we need to bring him in.

“I believe the technical term for that is ‘controlled immigration’.

“Whereas when a hospital says exactly the same thing about a nurse, a doctor or a radiologist, that’s an invasion.”

Reform has also dismissed suggestions there is anything unusual about asking a foreign national to take responsibility for Britain’s borders after spending years complaining that foreigners shouldn’t have any say over how Britain is run.

Williams concluded, “We didn’t vote for Brexit so unelected foreigners could tell Britain what to do.

“We voted for Brexit so Nigel Farage could personally choose which unelected foreigners tell Britain what to do.

“That’s real sovereignty.”

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