King Charles releases Earl Spencer diss track

King Charles has responded to claims made in Earl Spencer’s new book by releasing a diss track against his former brother-in-law.

Following Earl Spencer’s claims that Charles was ‘giddy with excitement’ during a phone call after Diana’s death, the King has since responded in an unusual fashion.

“The track tells my side of the story,” said Charles, wearing a culturally-insensitive durag. 

“I got the idea from Cube. You probably know him as Ice Cube, but he lets me call him Cube. Anyway, I was inspired by ‘No Vaseline’. I was up all night putting bars together, and now I’m finally ready to release it. It’s dropping on Spotify at 11pm tonight.

“The track is called ‘No Offence, Spence’ and I basically just rip him a new one. I won’t lie. It’s pretty explicit. I’ve also got my boy Dr. Dre producing it. I won’t tell you exactly how I got him on board, but let’s just say there might be a sword tapped on his shoulders come New Year. 

“I just hope this track gets my message across. That mofo has been telling blatant lies about the fam and I want everybody to know that won’t fly with The Third. The Third is my new rap name, by the way. Dre said it was terrible, but what does he know? 

“That fool trippin’.”

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