Man who shot Biggie decides to probably not write a book about it

The man who shot dead Notorious BIG has decided he will probably not write a book about shooting the Notorious BIG, it has been revealed today.

With news emerging earlier this week that a man has been convicted of orchestrating the killing of Tupac Shakur in 1996, after writing about the killing in his book, further news has now emerged that the man who shot Biggie will definitely not be writing about it because he didn’t do a thing, honest. 

Speaking earlier the man, who prefers to remain anonymous told us “Yeah I don’t think I’ll write a book about killing Biggie.

“Not that I did anything anyway, honest. But even if I did, which I didn’t, I won’t be writing a book about it and explaining how I shot him. 

“Obviously it would be great to tell my story and make lots of money with a ‘tell all’ book deal where I openly admit to murdering someone.

“But the whole going to prison for the rest of my life bit doesn’t really appeal to me.” 

Asked if he actually did shoot Biggie but just doesn’t want to admit it in writing in a book we were told “Noooooo. Honest”

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