Donald Trump aces new cognitive test distinguishing between reflecting pools and skyscrapers

Donald Trump has “aced” a brand new cognitive test asking him to distinguish between pictures of reflecting pools and skyscrapers, the US president has revealed. 

Holding up a chart labelled ‘Skyscraper or Pool – Cognitive Test’, Trump easily managed to tell the difference between the picture of the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool and the Empire State Building.

“I aced it, I aced it so good,” said President Trump, basking in his glory. 

“Sleepy Joe couldn’t ace this test. Obama couldn’t ace this test. They’re so stupid, so dumb. It’s unbelievable how smart I am. They asked me, ‘Donald, is this a reflecting pool or a skyscraper?’ It was a reflecting pool. I nailed it so good. They couldn’t believe how well I did.

“I knew it was water straight away. I saw the blue colour. I’m great with colours. Some would even say the best with colours. I know blue, red, yellow, and obviously orange. Sleepy Joe doesn’t know his colours. If you asked him to point to purple, he’d point to yellow. Colours are tricky, but not for me. 

“The lamestream media will probably say this wasn’t a cognitive test. They’ll probably say it was a chart and that the reflecting pool was labelled ‘Lincoln Reflecting Pool’. It’s fake news, folks. So fake. They’re nasty people. They treat me like a dog. Let me tell you, I can tell the difference between a dog and a giraffe so good. Not everyone can do that, but I know the difference between a dog and a giraffe.

“Just look at the neck, folks. Just look at the neck.”

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