Keir Starmer to endorse Reform in Makerfield by-election

Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to endorse Reform UK in the upcoming Makerfield by-election, after Andy Burnham confirmed he would stand in a leadership election if he wins.

Despite the unusual approach of a sitting prime minister endorsing a rival party, Starmer insists his decision is nothing to do with the Greater Manchester mayor.

“Oh, does Andy Burnham want to win the Makerfield by-election? I had no idea,” said Starmer, pinning a photo of Burnham to his dartboard. 

“My endorsement is based purely on who I think would be the best candidate for Makerfield. It has nothing to do with any personal grievances. The fact Andy just so happens to be a massive backstabbing snake doesn’t even enter into. 

“It might seem a bit odd to endorse a party I hate with all my heart, but even enemies make some good points now and again.

“I actually think Reform have some really interesting ideas like…urm…urm…Well, I can’t think of any off the top of my head. Either way, I have loads of faith in Reform’s ability. Sorry, I was just sick in my mouth a little bit then. Excuse me. 

“I was going to say I like their colour, but as an Arsenal fan, light blue isn’t exactly my favourite shade at the moment. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll think of something I like about Reform before Election Day, otherwise people might think I’m just doing this out of spite. 

“I did mention this has nothing to do with Andy Burnham, right?”

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