US doctors defend Trump, “This is how we all dress now”
by Rich Smith 7 months ago 
Donald Trump has been defended by the US medical industry, with thousands of doctors insisting they all dress now like a deity who dispenses medicine like it’s all a magic trick.
The President sparked outrage this week after sharing an image of himself styled somewhere between the Son of God and a man about to turn water into Ivermectin.
However, leading physicians across the United States were quick to clarify that the outfit was, in fact, entirely standard for modern healthcare professionals.
“People are acting like this is unusual,” said Dr Simon Williams, adjusting his radiant aura before attempting to cure a sprained ankle through meaningful eye contact and a calming presence.
“This is literally what we all wear now. If anything, the President is underdressed. Most of us have moved on to full halo.”
Doctors say the shift reflects evolving patient expectations.
“Patients today don’t want boring ‘medicine’ anymore,” Wright explained. “They want miracles. They want spectacle. They want to feel like something vaguely biblical is happening instead of simply understanding how antibiotics work.”
Trump supporters were quick to defend the image, praising the President’s commitment to what they described as “faith-based healthcare innovation.”
“He’s not comparing himself to Jesus,” said one supporter, moments before lighting a candle beneath a framed screenshot of Truth Social. “He’s just showing he’s the only doctor brave enough to heal America properly. You know, with magic, not medicine.”
Hospitals nationwide have reportedly begun phasing out prescriptions in favour of “laying on of hands,” with early trials showing a 100% success rate among people who already believed it would work.
Critics remain sceptical, but doctors insist the new approach is here to stay.
“If it looks like a miracle and bills like a miracle,” said Williams, “then medically speaking, it is a miracle.”
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