Trump and Pope continue public spat about who has met the most paedophiles
by Nathan Cowley 7 months ago 
Donald Trump and Pope Leo’s feud has escalated today after the pair began arguing about who has met the most paedophiles.
Trump criticised the Pope in a post on Truth Social, calling the pontiff ‘WEAK on crime’, with the two now taking their rivalry to the next level by tallying up who has met the most sexual predators.
“It’s probably pretty close,” said Vatican correspondent Simon Williams.
“It’s no secret the Catholic Church have had some issues in that department. If anything, Trump might be the only person who comes close to having met more paedophiles. Obviously Trump met them by choice, and was best friends with at least one, whereas the Pope has probably encountered his fair share as well. It’s a close race.
“I’m not entirely sure it’s something either man should be bragging about, but male competitiveness is a strange thing. I think everyone would much rather they’d have picked a different topic. Maybe who can bench press the most or which one can hit the most 180s. You know, something non-paedophile related.
“Oh, well. If this is what they want to argue about then I guess that’s what they’ll do. Remember when people were angry at Obama for wearing a tan suit? I’d kill for Trump’s biggest controversy this week to be what colour suit he was wearing.
“Ah, the good old days.”
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