Melania Trump denies links to Donald Trump

Melania Trump has denied any ties to Donald Trump in a surprise announcement stating that any claims linking the two “need to end today”. 

In a hastily arranged news conference at the White House yesterday evening, Melania denied having ever met Donald Trump and stated that online rumours to the contrary are clearly an attempt to damage and defame her reputation.

Speaking earlier, she confirmed, “I’ve never met the man.

“I can confirm that I have no connection whatsoever with this person who is clearly deranged and probably needs medical help.

“I have seen clips of him on the television of course, and he doesn’t appear very bright, and is probably a little racist and misogynistic, so I hear.

“But I don’t actually know him, and have never had a conversation with the man, and have nothing to do with all the wars he appears to be starting and the stupid things he says.”

Asked if she is actually lying and if she really lives with him and has even seen him naked she told us “Stop it. I’m going to be sick”

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