Donald Trump threatens more sweary words if Iran doesn’t do what he wants

Donald Trump has raised the stakes in his threats against Iran by telling them that if they don’t open the Strait of Hormuz, he will say a lot more swear words online. 

With news emerging yesterday of an expletive laden rant by the deranged president on social media,  further news has now emerged that he will fucking say loads of fucking swear words if the Iranians don’t fucking open the fucking Strait of Hormuz.  

A spokesperson for the president told us, “He’ll fucking say the C Bomb. He really will. He doesn’t care.

“We can confirm that the president is now going to start using a LOT more swear words if he needs to. 

“We are basically giving Iran one last chance, or he will fucking swear his head off at them. 

“The crazy bastard. 

“And if the Strait of Hormuz is not open within 48 hours then he’ll fucking swear in capital letters!.

Asked what he will do if they just ignore him, again, we were told, “He might drop a C bomb and call them all cunts, that will show ’em.”

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