Barron Trump announced as new Iranian Supreme Leader

Barron Trump has been named as Iran’s new Supreme Leader after Donald Trump confirmed he would be involved in selecting the country’s new head of state. 

President Trump yesterday dismissed the prospect of Mojtaba Khamenei succeeding his father, instead preferring to install his own son as the country’s new Supreme Leader.

“The Iranian people should be glad it wasn’t Eric or Don Jr.,” said Barron’s advisor Chuck Williams. 

“At least Barron can sort of pick Iran out on the map. I mean, he pointed at China, but he got a lot closer than the other two. Eric pointed at the United States and Don Jr had to be convinced the blue part was actually the sea.

“The most awkward part is going to be raising the ceilings at the Supreme Leader’s official residence. Barron is 6-foot-9. He makes Gary Barlow’s son look like an Oompa Loompa. He did split his head open on the door frame a couple of times. Luckily, we managed to explain to him that he has to duck under the door to prevent an ouchy on his head. 

“He’s still learning, but I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it. After all, his dad proves you don’t have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to run a country.”

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