Victoria Beckham spotted rehearsing to Dirty Dancing soundtrack in case another son gets married

Victoria Beckham has been spotted rehearsing to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack, just in case another one of her sons gets married.

With allegations emerging of inappropriate dancing with her son Brooklyn at his wedding, witnesses now claim she has been buying the Dirty Dancing soundtrack, along with a copy of the film in case any of her other sons decide to tie the knot.

Witness Simon Williams, who was behind her in the record shop told us, “She was saying something about wanting to learn the lift, and all the other dances.

“I spotted it was Victoria Beckham in front of me in the shop, with a copy of Dirty Dancing in her hand and also the CD soundtrack.

“Why she didn’t just stream them both online obviously makes no sense whatsoever, but I guess that sometimes you have to ignore real-world convenience in order to support an otherwise weak premise for a silly joke.

“She kept telling the store owner that she really liked the dances, especially the raunchy ones which she hoped to use at any forthcoming wedding, or even maybe a birthday party.

“Then she started getting him to practice with her and wrapping her legs around him and everything. And dancing right on top of him. 

“It was very inappropriate, but she didn’t give a shit.”

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